Karaoké Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song) The Lonely Island (Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping)

Finest girl I ever met in my whole life

Wanna take her home

Make her my wife

Knew she was a freak when she started talkin'

She said Fuck me like we fucked Bin Laden

That girl was a freak

She said she want me to fuck her harder than the military

Fucked Bin Laden

Fucked Bin Laden

Fucked Bin Laden

She wanted to fuck me harder than the US government fucked Bin Laden

Uh

She was a freaky kind of girl

Kept up with current events from all around the world

More specifically one event

The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head

She said

Do me like that but I couldn't track the metaphor

That said I can see you horny like a Stegosaur

That said again your request is so irregular

She put on a beard

I started lookin' at the exit door

Then a turban

Then a tunic

She said Invade my cave with your special unit

I said He wasn't in a cave but there was no stoppin'

She demanded that

I fuck her like we

Fucked Bin Laden

Fucked Bin Laden

Fucked Bin Laden

She wanted to fuck me harder than the US government fucked Bin Laden

This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax

With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden

You're harborin' a fugitive and my justice will be punitive

Night-vision

They can see us through my GoPro

She tried to negotiate

I said that's a no-no

Now I'm creepin' in her bedroom like go-go

She tells me to go low then looks down and says

I gotta terrorize that pussy

Gotta terrorize that pussy

So I did it

Improvise some crazy shit

Seal Team Sixty-Nine sexecutin' the hit

She said You've finished me off now throw my body in the ocean

I yelled Geronimo then took some pictures for postin'

The President called

He said Congratulations Connor

I said Mister President to what do I owe this honor

He said Come give me the deets in the White House Garden

I gots to know how you fucked her like we

Fucked Bin Laden

Fucked Bin Laden

Fucked Bin Laden

I still can't say that I see the appeal but she wanted me to fuck her like we fucked Bin Laden

Oh this girl insisted that the way we did it was merciless and exact

Just like the now world famous attack that fucked Osama Bin Laden