Karaoké I Just Had Sex The Lonely Island & Akon

Sometimes something beautiful happens in this world

You don't know how to express yourself so you just gotta sing

I just had sex and it felt so good

A woman let me put my penis inside her

I just had sex and I'll never go back

To the not having sex ways of the past

Have you ever had sex?

I have, it felt great

It felt so good when I did it with my penis

A girl let me do it it literally just happened

Having sex could make a nice man out of the meanest

Never guess where I just came from I had sex

If I had to describe the feeling it was the best

When I had the sex meant my penis felt great

And I called my parents right after I was done

Oh hey, didn't see you there guess what I just did

Had sex, undressed saw her boobies and the rest

Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing

Nice of any girl ever, now sing

I just had sex and it felt so good

A woman let me put my penis inside her

I wanna tell the world

To be honest

I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it

Doesn't really make sense but man, screw it

I ain't one to argue with a good thing

She could be my wife

That good best thirty seconds of my life

I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her

'Cos honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure

With that in mind the soft nice smellin' girl's better

Plus she let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater

So this one's dedicated to them girls

That let us flop around on top of them

If you're near or far whether short or tall

We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you

She kept looking at her watch

Doesn't matter I had sex

But I cried the whole time

Doesn't matter I had sex

I think she might have been a racist

Doesn't matter I had sex

She put a bag on my head

Still counts

I just had sex

And my dreams came true

So if you had sex in the last thirty minutes then

You're qualified to sing with me

I just had sex

Everybody sing

We all had sex

And it felt so good

A woman let me put

My penis inside her

I wanna tell the world

I just had sex

And I'll never go back

No no no to the not having sex

Ways of the past