Karaoké I'm on a Boat The Lonely Island & T-Pain

Ah shit

Get your towels ready it's about to go down

Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck

But stay on your motherfucking toes we running this let's go

I'm on a boat

I'm on a boat

Everybody look at me 'cos I'm sailing on a boat

I'm on a boat

I'm on a boat

Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat

I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me

Straight floatin' on a boat on the deep blue sea

Busting five knots wind whipping out my coat

You can't stop me motherfucker 'cos I'm on a boat

Take a picture trick

I'm on a boat bitch

We drinking Santana champ 'cos it's so crisp

I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies

I'm flipping burgers you at

Kinko's straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin doing flips and shit

The dolphin's splashing getting everybody all wet

But this ain't Sea World this is real as it gets

I'm on a boat motherfucker don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and it's going fast and

I got a nautical themed

Pashmina Afghan

I'm the king of the world on a boat like Leo

If you're on the shore then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up this boat is real

Fuck land

I'm on a boat motherfucker

Fuck trees

I climb buoys motherfucker

I'm on the deck with my boys motherfucker

This boat engine make noise motherfucker

Hey ma if you could see me now

Arms spread wide on the starboard bow

Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow

Like Kevin Garnett anything is possible

Yeah, never thought

I'd be on a boat

It's a big blue watery road

Poseidon look at me, oh

Never thought I'd see the day when a big boat coming my way

Believe me when I say

I fucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat

I'm on a boat

Everybody look at me 'cos I'm sailing on a boat

I'm on a boat

I'm on a boat

Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin' boat