Karaoké Jack Sparrow The Lonely Island & Michael Bolton

Guys Michael Bolton is here oh great send him in

Hey guys hi sorry I'm late

I just got caught up hey, thanks for comin' watching the pirates of the Caribbean marathon

Have you seen those things

Oh yeah yeah yeah those are yeah those are great

Well I check up your track and

I loved it and I wrote you this big sexy hook I think you're gonna really dig

Oh wow that's great you wanna just lay it down

Boys lets get to it

Here we go, uh Lonely Island

Michael Bolton

Yeah

The night starts together on track

The boys are back the night starts

Night starts now baby roll with us

Chickies snappin' at the neck when we rollin' up

Rollin' up, yeah, come on

Club, front the doors ain't no holdin' up

Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck

Ladies shifty eyed when we walk onto the set

Fuck the fellas lookin' jealous play that back and get wet

Yeah yeah

Three pounds at my waist land shank in my sock

You either get cut get stuffed or get shot

This is the tale of captain Jack Sparrow

Pirate so brave on the seven seas

What?

A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga

Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze

Yeah that was kinda weird but we're back in the club

Buyin' out the bar so the groupies show us love

Keira Knightley

Mother fuckin' ice man

I'm the top gunna

Heater on blast

I'm the number one stunna

Jack Sparrow

Watch your girl 'cos

I ain't your mister nice guy

More like the meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy

Yeah yeah

All dressed up with nowhere to run

I know I make you feel crazy when I born

From the day he was born he yearned for adventure

No

Oh captain Jack givin' them what for

Yeah

He's the pauper of the surf

Mmh mmh the jester of Tortuga

But in Davy Jones locker

Oh, God what lies in store

Put your hands in the air and say hell yeah come on

Captain Jack, Johnny Depp

What? No

From the front to the back saying we count stacks c'mon

Davy Jones, giant squid

Nope, wrong

Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up

Roger that, let me try it with another film

Wait

Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump

Not better

Though I'm not the sharpest tool

In the shed I give Jenny all my love

Come on

Okay then I'm a legal aid

Erin Brockovich is my name

Oh, God

Then you can call me Scarface snortin' mountains of cocaine

Close enough

You cockroaches wanna play rough

Okay I'm reloaded

Oh, ha

This is the tale of Tony Montana

Cubano flame with Miami nuts

Got a basehead wife but her womb is polluted

This whole town's a pussy just waiting to get fucked

Okay turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile

You complete me yeah, yeah, okay