Karaoké No Homo The Lonely Island

Hey, uh yeah why are you looking oh, no homo

When you want to compliment a friend

But you don't want that friendship to end

So tell a dude just how you feel

Say no homo so he knows the deal

Hey yo man you got a fresh style

And you know you got the best smile

Your girlfriend is a lucky lady but your looks would make a handsome baby

I like the way your shoulders fill out that shirt

It's hard to pull off but you make it work

Hey yo I kinda like your natural scent

Hey yo I kinda like the musical Rent

Man I cant decide who wore it best

But I'm feeling

Diane Keaton's vest

I admit it I'm a fashionista and I know every line of mystic pizza

Dah dah damn this rose is something special

Yeah we should goof around and wrestle

Lets hit the hot tub and take a dunck

We're all friends ain't no room for trunks

Man I'm really feeling buzzed right now

Are you really feeling buzzed right now

Yo we should watch this gay porno tape

But as a joke 'cos we're all straight

Man you could wash laundry on those abs

Yo I think girls look good in drag

Hey I've been thinking 'bout posing nude

Yo I've been thinking 'bout fuckin a dude

Or we could three way sixty nine or human centipede in a line

Or some docking could be hella fun

Or yeah man I could do this one

Hey yo no homo but I wanna dress up like Dorothy

And butt fuck a dude while he sixty nine's Morrissey

No homo but I wish

I lived in ancient Greece

To gave young socrates the illful release

Hey yo no homo but today

I'm coming out the closet

Wanna scream it from the mountains like a gay prophet

Those two words have set me free damn it feels good to be