Karaoké Tik Tok (Parody) The Midnight Beast

Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse

Grab my breezer I'm out the door I'm gonna be really loud

'Cos I don't care who

I piss off, yeah

I'm a real big sinner

Sometimes I eat my dessert before my dinner

Talking odd socks on my toes, toes

Taking off all my clothes, clothes

Feeling overexposed so I put back all of my clothes put 'em back on

Flush before I wee, wee get arrested daily, ly

Trying to get a peak of some titties

I'm mad, really bad but don't tell my mum and dad

Pucker up kiss my butt 'cos I'm bloody fucking nuts

Hear the bass, skinny waist now let's copy Poker Face like

Woh, woh, ohw, ohw woh, woh, ohw

I'm mad, really bad but don't tell my mum and dad

Pucker up kiss a nut 'cos it sells to be a slut

Hear the bass, skinny waist now let's copy Poker Face like

Woh, woh, ohw, ohw woh, woh, ohw

I stay out till eleven when my curfew is ten

Goodnight sweetie, sleep well shut up mum I'm on MSN

Now the girls are lining up because we're pussy sailing

But we punch 'em in the mouth if they're not Sarah Paling

Talking 'bout doing things we'll regret, gret

Menthol cigarette, rette butt plugs in his pet woah, woah, woah

Text sex on my Samsung not telling dad mum rung, rung

Have sex with Alexa Chung by telling her I'm well hung

I'm ehm, I'm quite well hung

I'm mad, really bad but don't tell my mum and dad

Pucker up kiss my butt 'cos I'm bloody fucking nuts

Hear the bass, skinny waist now let's copy Poker Face like

Woh, woh, ohw, ohw woh, woh, ohw

I'm mad, really bad but don't tell my mum and dad

Pucker up kiss a nut 'cos it sells to be a slut

Hear the bass, skinny waist now let's copy Poker Face like

Woh, woh, ohw, ohw woh, woh, ohw, ohw

This is the part where the rap breaks down

This is the part where the drums go pow

This is the part where your balls sag down

This is the part where your pants go brown

This is the part when your dad goes off on a cold

Christmas Eve to get some more milk

But he never comes back and seventeen years later you find out he's had a whole

Fucking family of some Spanish bitch

And he doesn't even know your fucking name anymore

Shut the fuck up

I'm sorry

I'm mad, really bad but don't tell my mum and dad

Pucker up kiss my butt 'cos I'm bloody fucking nuts

Hear the bass, skinny waist now let's copy Poker Face like

Woh, woh, ohw, ohw woh, woh, ohw

I'm mad, really bad but don't tell my mum and dad

Pucker up kiss a nut 'cos it sells to be a slut

Hear the bass, skinny waist now let's copy Poker Face like

Woh, woh, ohw, ohw woh, woh, ohw, ohw

Just Dance

Bad Romance now let's copy Poker Face like

Woh, woh, ohw, ohw woh, woh, ohw, ohw