Karaoké Dinah-Moe Humm The Mothers of Invention & Frank Zappa & Tina Turner

I couldn't say where she's comin' from but I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

She strolled on over

Said Look here bum

I got a forty-dollar bill say you can't make me cum

You just can't do it

She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb she could prove it any time all men was scum

I don't mind that she called me a bum

But I knew right away she was really gonna cum so I got down to it

I whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb and applied rotation on her sugar plum

I poked and stroked 'till my wrist got numb

But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe Humm

Where's this Dinah-Moe comin' from

I done spent three hours and I ain't got a crumb

From the Dinah-Moe

Dinah-Moe

Dinah-Moe

From the Dinah-Moe Humm

Got a spot that gets me hot ooh

Got a spot that gets me hot ooh

Got a spot that gets me hot but you ain't been to it

Got a spot that gets me hot but you ain't been to it

'Cos I can't get into it unless I get out of it

And I gotta get out of it before I get into it

'Cos I never get into it unless I get out of it

And I gotta be out of it to get myself into it

She looked over at me with a glazed eye

And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area

And she said

Just get me wasted and you're half-way there 'cos if my mind's tore up then my body don't care

Rubbed my chinny-chin-chin and said

My-my-my

What sort of thing might this lady get high upon

I checked out her sister who was holdin' the bet and wondered what kind of trip the young lady was on

The forty-dollar bill didn't matter no more when her sister got naked a-and laid on the floor

She said

Dinah-Moe might win the bet

But she could use a little if I wasn't done yet

Oh ow

Just because the sun

I told her want a place in the sky

No reason to assume

I wouldn't give her a try

So I pulled on her hair

Got her legs in the air and asked if she had any cooties in there

Wha do you mean cooties

No cooties on me

She was buns-up kneelin'

Buns up

I was wheelin' and dealin'

Wheelin' and dealin' and ooh

She surrendered to the feelin' and she started to squealin'

Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed with her lips just a-twitchin' and her face gone red

Some drool rollin' down from the edge of her chin while she spied the condition her sister was in

She quivered and quaked and clutched at herself while her sister made a joke about her mental health

'Till Dinah-Moe finally did give in but I told her

All she really needed was some discipline

Ooh

Kiss my aura

Dora

Mmh it's real angora

Ahh

Mmh

Would y'all like some more-a

Uh

Right here on the floor-a

Uh

And how 'bout you Fauna

Ooh

You wanna

Mmh mmh

Ah

Uh

Mmh sound like you're chokin' on somethin'

Ah uh huh

Uh huh uh

Ohh

Did you say you want some more

Well here's some more

Uh baby

Mmh mmh do it

More baby

Oh uh huh

Oh sure look

You think I could interest you in a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers

Ohh

That's it

That's it oh

That's it uh

Mmh tweezers

Oh

Oh God

Uh oh

Wait a minute lemme sterilize 'em

Uhh oh uh

Gimme your lighter

I couldn't say where she's comin' from but I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

She strolled on over

Said Look here bum

I got a forty-dollar bill say you can't make me cum

You just can't do it

I whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb and applied rotation on her sugar plum

I poked and stroked 'till my wrist got numb

And you know I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm

Some Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe

Dinah-Moe

Some Dinah-Moe

A little Dinah-Moe

And some Dinah-Moe

And some Dinah-Moe

And some Dinah-Moe

And a little Dinah-Moe

And some Dinah-Moe

And some Dinah-Moe

And some Dinah-Moe

A little Dinah-Moe again

And Dinah-Moe

And Dora too, lil' Dinah and Dora

Dinah-Moe

Kiss my aura Dinah-Moe