Karaoké Scrooge The Muppets

When a cold wind blows it chills you

When a cold wind blows it chills you

Chills you to the bone

Chills you to the bone

But there's nothin' in nature that freezes your heart

But there's nothin' in nature that freezes your heart like years of bein' alone like years of bein' alone

It paints you with indifference

It paints you with indifference like a lady paints with rouge like a lady paints with rouge

And the worst of the worst

The most hated and cursed

And the worst of the worst is the one that

The most hated and cursed is the one that we call Scrooge yeah we call Scrooge yeah

Unkind as any and the wrath of many

Unkind as any and the wrath of many

This is Ebenezer Scrooge

This is Ebenezer Scrooge

Oh there goes Mister Humbug

Oh there goes Mister Humbug

Oh there goes Mister Humbug

There goes Mister Grim

There goes Mister Grim

There goes Mister Grim

If they gave a prize for bein' mean

If they gave a prize for bein' mean

If they gave a prize for bein' mean the winner would be him the winner would be him the winner would be him

Oh Scroogey loves his money 'cos

Oh Scroogey loves his money 'cos he thinks it gives him power he thinks it gives him power

If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour

If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour

If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour

Ah ha ha

Ah ha ha

Ooh hoo

There goes Mister Skinflint

There goes Mister Greed

There goes Mister Skinflint

There goes Mister Skinflint

There goes Mister Greed

There goes Mister Greed

The undisputed master of the underhanded deed

The undisputed master of the underhanded deed

He charges folks a fortune for his dark and drafty houses

He charges folks a fortune

He charges folks a fortune for his dark and drafty houses for his dark and drafty houses

As poor folk live in misery

As poor folk live in misery

As poor folk live in misery it's even worse for mouses it's even worse for mouses

Please sir

Please sir

I want some cheese

I want some cheese

He must be so lonely

He must be so lonely

He must be so sad

He must be so sad

He goes to extremes

He goes to extremes to convince us he's bad to convince us he's bad

He's really a victim

He's really a victim of fear and of pride of fear and of pride

Look close and there must be a sweet man inside

Look close and there must be a sweet man inside

Nah mh mh

Nah mh mh

There goes Mister Outrage

Mh mh

There goes Mister Outrage

There goes Mister Outrage

There goes Mister Sneer

There goes Mister Sneer

There goes Mister Sneer

He has no time for friends or fun

He has no time for friends or fun

His anger makes that clear

His anger makes that clear

Don't ask him for a favor 'cos

Don't ask him for a favor 'cos his nastiness increases his nastiness increases

No crust of bread for those in need

No crust of bread for those in need

No cheeses for us meeses

No cheeses for us meeses

There goes Mister Heartless

There goes Mister Heartless

There goes Mister Heartless

There goes Mister Cruel

There goes Mister Cruel

There goes Mister Cruel

He never gives

He only takes

He never gives

He only takes

He lets this hunger rule

He lets this hunger rule

If bein' mean's a way of life

If bein' mean's a way of life you practice and rehearse you practice and rehearse

Then all that work is payin' off 'cos Scrooge is

Then all that work is payin' off 'cos Scrooge is gettin' worse yeah gettin' worse yeah

Every day in every way

Every day in every way

Every day in every way

Scrooge is gettin' worse

Scrooge is gettin' worse

Scrooge is gettin' worse