Karaoké Potato's in the Paddy Wagon The New Main Street Singers

Come on boys potato's in the Paddy wagon gotta get her out of there

Come on boys potato's in the Paddy wagon momma says it just ain't fair

One night momma went to fetch

Us up a sweet potato fell down the cellar stairs

Stork dropped in while she was on the floor

So my sister was born down there

Daddy said this one won't be nothin' but a misery

Never will be worth a damn

But momma just loved her little sweet potato baby

With her face like a par boiled yam

Come on boys potato's in the Paddy wagon gotta get her out of there

Come on boys potato's in the Paddy wagon momma says it just ain't fair

Potato grew up to be as purty as a peach

And her cowl goin' honey ala curls

Went to the apple cider ball at the armory

With all the other record ready girls

Sheriff came by picked potato for the polka

But she spurned him with a fiddley deeh

An before she could turn around and find

Another partner sheriff took her into custody

Come on boys potato's in the Paddy wagon gotta get her out of there

Come on boys potato's in the Paddy wagon momma says it just ain't fair

Mom and daddy put together quite a little posse

Countin' me and Jack and cousin Will

We all hopped in to the old Chevy pickup

And we caught 'em at the top of the hill

Daddy took his Remington and shot away the lock

For to set his little darlin' free

But potato said daddy shut the god dang door sheriff wants to marry me

Let's go boys potato's in the Paddy wagon

Guess we better leave her there

Let's go boys potato's in the Paddy wagon

Momma says it's more than fair

Let's go boys potato's in the Paddy wagon

Guess we better leave her there

Let's go boys potato's in the Paddy wagon

Momma says it's more than fair

Momma says it's more than fair

Momma says it's more than fair