Karaoké She Ain't Pretty The Northern Pikes

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I had two jobs

I had dishwater hands

And on the weekend in a rock and roll band

One Friday night in my hometown bar

In walked a girl who looked like a movie star

She stared at me and it was turnin' me on

She said she worked in a beauty salon

I heard a voice inside me say

She ain't pretty she just looks that way

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

We made a date to go for a drink

I wore my jeans and she wore a mink

There was this misconception all over town that she ate lonely guy heart by the pound

She said

Take me home

There won't be no fuss

I said

Sure you got some change for the bus

Watchin' her leave

I heard the bartender say

She ain't pretty she just looks that way yeah

Ha ha

Hey hey hey

So uh

I called her up

Her father was home

Said She's busy she can't come to the phone

I held my breath and decided to wait

A guy like me doesn't get many dates

I fell in love with a model from hell

It took some time for my hormones to tell

That chasin' her has been a grave mistake

She ain't pretty she just looks that way

Her ego wrote cheques incredibly fast but her personality didn't have the cash

I laughed out loud to my total dismay ha ha

She ain't pretty she just looks that way

She ain't pretty she just looks that way yeah

She ain't pretty

She ain't pretty

She ain't pretty

She ain't pretty she just looks that way