Karaoké It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long The Notorious Cherry Bombs

She used to call me "baby"

I thought she was such a lady

But my how things have changed since times moved on

I'd give her my last dollar

And now all she'll do is holler

Oh my life has become a country song

I've learned she can't resist me by the way she always disses me

And comes to bed at night with that cold cream on

Sometimes I might feel frisky but these days it's just too risky

It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long

All day long

It goes on and on

If a tree fell in the forest and she didn't hear it would I still be wrong?

I guess I should admit it

She ain't never gonna quit it

It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long

Man, I remember when her eyes used to be so blue and shiny

God, you oughta see what's happened to her heiny

Her what?

Her heiny

Man, that thing is big enough to land a small plane on

Small plane?

I'm telling ya

I used to roll her in the clover

Hmm-hm

But thank God those days are over

Hahaha

It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long

All day long

She goes on and on

If someday they drop the big one

I'd say

"Sweet Jesus, she's gonna finally leave me alone"

It's all right if we say it

'Cos the radio won't play it

It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long

It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long