Karaoké Jilted The Puppini Sisters

I stare at all the books on the shelf

On how to help or better myself

Lot of good they've done another one's gone to hell

Hmm I've been jilted again he packed his bags and left whistling a happy song

I jumped through hoops to keep that man oh how did I get it so wrong

I tried new positions

I learned his friends names

I made myself sit through football games

Been jilted been jilted again

So this is when self pity sets in

And ominous predictions begin

Will I end my days alone and reaching for the gin wah wah wah wah

Talking to myself and the cat weeping at the drop of a hat

Oh for goodness sake

I can do better than that

Hhmm I've been jilted again he packed his bags and left whistling a happy song

I jumped through hoops to keep that man oh how did I get it so wrong

I tried new positions

I learned his friends names

I made myself sit through football games

Been jilted been jilted again

Wah pow wah, paw paw wah pah dah dah ooh ah ooh wah ooh wah wah wah

Pah ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah

Pah ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah, wah

Well things are gonna change from now on

I think those self help books are a con

So be sure next time my geisha ways will all be gone

Oh try to please and always be nice

Oh trust the Cosmo quiz for advice

I'll just be myself and see if that will suffice

Hmm I've been jilted again but hey good riddance

I don't think that he was meant for me

I jumped through hoops to keep that man

But now he's gone

I'm finally free

To try new ambitions and learn new friends names

And wash my hair through those football games

Been jilted good riddance been jilted again

Wah pow wah, paw paw wah pah dah dah ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah wah wah

Pah ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah

Pah ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah, wah

Wah pow wah, paw paw wah pah dah dah ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah wah ooh wah

Pah ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah

Pah ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah, wah

Wah pow wah, paw paw wah pah dah dah ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah wah ooh wah

Pah ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah

Pah ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah, wah