Karaoké Horse Outside The Rubberbandits

This is the final disco

I wanna touch you

I want you to know

I'm sayin' Oh

Oh

I'm fuckin' so in love with you

It's not in key

Can you, yep

What do you mean In five

Fuck

Great

I'm at Amanda's weddin' in a church on Thomas Street

I'm lookin' at a bridesmaid and she lookin' back at me

And when the service ends

I ask her if she wants a lift

Ah back to the hotel and if it goes well finger and a shift

She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy and he offered me a spin

Enda have a Honda so I might just go with him

And Darragh Gibney said he bring me in his Subaru

So what the fuck would make you think I'd wanna go with you

I said fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside

And fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside

If you're lookin' for a ride

I've a horse outside

She said I don't believe ya

I said it's fuckin' true

I swapped him for a bag of yokes in nineteen ninety-two

And I don't need insurance

I don't need no parkin' space

And if you try to clamp my horse he'll kick you in the face

I don't pay no tax

Fuck NCT

You'll arrive in style if you ride with me

And the boys are walkin' over

Jinglin' their keys

I look the fuckers up and down and give 'em one of these

I said fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside

And fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside

If you're lookin' for a ride

I've a horse outside

Giddy up now baby

Bless my soul

I rode the fucker 'round a field back since he was a foal

He runs a bit like Shergar and he jumps like Tír na nÓg

He looks like Billie Piper after half an ounce of coke

And the boys are lookin' jealous as I lead yer one away

And just before I close the door

I look at her and say

Would you be my girl and she says I will of course if ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse yeah

Fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside

Fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside

If you're lookin' for a ride

I've a horse

Giddy up now baby

Giddy up now baby

Giddy up

Giddy up

Giddy up tchiki tchi bow

Now baby

Giddy up

Ah tchi tchi bow not soon eh

Giddy up

I know you back to friend it

Giddy up

Giddy up

Giddy up

My fuckin' horse yeah

Takin' your booty fine

You wanna lose a line

I'm gonna take you out to Mullingar