Karaoké An Irish Pub Song The Rumjacks

Theres a county map to go on the wall

A hurlin' stick and a shinty ball

The bric, the brac

The crack and all

Lets call it an irish pub

Caffreys, harp

Kilkenny on tap

The Guinness pint and that cabbage crap

The ideal wannabee paddy trap

We'll call it an Irish pub

Whale, oil, beef, hooked

I swear upon the holy book

The only crack you'll get is a slap in the ear

Whale, oil, beef, hooked

I'll up and burst your filthy mug

If you draw one more shamrock in me beer

We'll raise the price of beer a dollar

We'll make 'em wear a shirt and collar

We'll fly a bloody tri-color and call it an Irish pub

Jager bombs and double shots

The underagers think it's tops

We'll spike the drinks and pay the cops

We got us an Irish pub

The quick one in the filthy bog

The partin' glass across the lug of the lady-o, the dirty dog

We got us an Irish pub

It's over to me and over to you

We'll skip along the avenue

And who the hell is Ronnie Drew

We got us an irish pub

Whale, oil, beef, hooked

I swear upon the holy book

The only crack you'll get is a slap in the ear

Whale, oil, beef, hooked

I'll up and burst your filthy mug

If you draw one more shamrock in me beer

Plasma screens and neon lights

Kara-farkin'-oke nights

The bouncers they can pick the fights

We'll call it an Irish pub

Plastic cups, a polished floor

We'll hose the blood right out the door

And let the knucklers back for more

We got us an Irish pub

Whale, oil, beef, hooked

I swear upon the holy book

The only crack you'll get is a slap in the ear

Whale, oil, beef, hooked

I'll up and burst your filthy mug

If you draw one more shamrock in me beer

Oh top o' the mornin'

Garryowen

Kiss me I'm Irish

Molly Malone

Failte, slainte, pog ma thon

We got us an Irish pub

Spike the punch and strip the willow

Strike me up the rakes of Mallow

The liffey never ran so shallow

We got us an Irish pub

Whale, oil, beef, hooked

I swear upon the holy book

The only crack you'll get is a slap in the ear

Whale, oil, beef, hooked

I'll up and burst your filthy mug

If you draw one more shamrock in me beer