Karaoké The Monorail Song Les Simpson

You know a town with money's a little like the mule with the spinnin' wheel

No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it

Heh heh mule

The name's Lanley

Lyle Lanley

And I come before you good people tonight with an idea

Probably the greatest

Aw it's not for you

It's more of a Shelbyville idea

Now wait just a minute

We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville

Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it

Alright

I'll tell you what I'll do

I'll show you my idea

I give you the Springfield Monorail

Huhh

Huhh

I've sold monorails to Brockway

Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and by gum it put them on the map

Well sir there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail

What'd I say

Monorail

What's it called

Monorail

That's right Monorail

I hear those things are awfully loud

It glides as softly as a cloud

Is there a chance the track could bend

Not on your life my Hindu friend

What about us brain-dead slobs

You'll be given cushy jobs

Were you sent here by the devil

No good sir I'm on the level

The ring came off my pudding can

Take my pen knife my good man

I swear it's Springfield's only choice

Throw up your hands and raise your voice

Monorail

Monorail

Monorail

What's it called

Monorail

Once again

Monorail

Monorail

But Main Street's still all cracked and broken

Sorry Mom the mob has spoken

Monorail

Monorail

Monorail

Monorail

Monorail

Monorail

Monorail

Monorail

Mono

D'oh