Karaoké Half a Person The Smiths

Call me morbid, call me pale

I've spent six years on your trail

Six long years on your trail

Call me morbid, call me pale

I've spent six years on your trail

Six full years of my life on your trail

And if you have five seconds to spare then I'll tell you the story of my life

Sixteen, clumsy and shy

I went to London and I

I booked myself in at the Y.W.C.A.

I said I like it here, can I stay

I like it here, can I stay

Do you have a vacancy for a back-scrubber

She was left behind and sour and she wrote to me equally dour

She said In the days when you were hopelessly poor

I just liked you more

And if you have five seconds to spare then I'll tell you the story of my life

Sixteen, clumsy and shy

I went to London and I

I booked myself in at the Y.W.C.A.

I said I like it here, can I stay

I like it here, can I stay

And do you have a vacancy for a back-scrubber

Call me morbid, call me pale

I've spent too long on your trail

Far too long chasing your tail

Woah oh oh

And if you have five seconds to spare then I'll tell you the story of my life

Sixteen, clumsy and shy

That's the story of my life

Sixteen, clumsy and shy

The story of my life

That's the story of my life

That's the story of my life

That's the story of my life

The story of my life

That's the story of my life

That's the story of my life

That's the story of my life

That's the story of my life