Karaoké Fit but You Know It The Streets

Excuse me, girl

I know it's a bit embarrassing but I just noticed some tan lines on your shirt

See, I reckon you're about an eight or a nine

Maybe even nine and a half in four beers' time

That blue Topshop top you've got on, it's nice

Bit too much fake tan, though but yeah, you score high

But there's just one little thing that's really, really really, really annoying me about you, you see

Yeah, yeah, like I said you are really fit

But my gosh don't you just know it

I'm not trying to pull you even though I would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit, but my gosh don't you know it

So when I looked at you standing there with your horde

I was waiting in the queue looking at the board

Wondering whether to have a burger or chips or what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford

When I noticed out the corner of my eye

Looking toward my direction your eyes locked on my course

I couldn't concentrate on what I wanted to order

Which cost me my place in the queue I waited for, yeah

I'm not trying to pull you even though I would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit, but my gosh don't you know it

Woah

Are you smoking crack

Leave it out or something

Leave it out

We cannot have that behaviour

Leave it out in this establishment

Don't touch me

Don't touch me

Leave it out

Don't, no, I'm alright don't touch me

For a while there I was thinking yeah, but, what if

Picturing myself pulling with bare white hot wit

Snaring you as you were standing there opposite

Whether or not you knew it

I swear you didn't tick

And when that bloke in the white behind us lot queuing was clocking onto you too

Yeah, I had to admit

That yeah, yeah, you are fit and yeah, I do want it

But I stop sharking a minute to get chips and drinks

I'm not trying to pull you even though I would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit, but my gosh don't you know it

I bashed my head hard earlier due to the brew

But I am digressing slightly so I'll continue

I didn't want to bowl over all geezer and rude

Not rude like good but just rude like uncouth

You girls think you can just flirt and it comes to you

Well, let me tell you, see yes, yes, you are really rude

And rude as in good, I knew this as you stood and queued

But I just did not wanna give this satisfaction to you

I'm not trying to pull you even though I would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit, but my gosh don't you know it

Oi, just as you started to make your big advance with the milkshake and that little doughnut in hand

I was like, nah, I can't even though you look grand

But you look sharp there smiling hard, suggesting and

Gleaming away with your hearty, hearty-looking tan

But I admit the next bit was spanner to my plan

You walked towards my path but you just brushed right past

And into the arms of that fucking white-shirted man

I'm not trying to pull you even though I would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit, but my gosh don't you know it

Oi, what do I give a fuck

I've got a girlfriend anyway, oi

Woah, we've all had

We're all a bit drunk we've had a few, fair play a drink, mate, huh

I got this Stella I bummed from that last café

This night's not even begun yes, yes, oh yay

I did fancy you a bit though, yeah, I must say

I would rather I hadn't mugged myself on display

But this is just another case of female stopping play

In an otherwise total result of a holiday

I'm not trying to pull you

I'm not trying to pull you even though I would like to even though I would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit, but my gosh

I think you are really fit

You're fit, but my gosh don't you know it don't you know it

Huh, huh, huh

You're fit but you know it

You're fit but you know it

You're fit but you know it

I think I'm going to fall over

I think I'm going to fall ov-

Fucking hell