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I'm proud to be an American

I'm proud of the groovy things we've done

There's television, free religion

Rock and roll, Standard Oil

Times Square, Jimmy Darren

Corey Wells and Smokey Bear

Price reduction, reconstruction

Peace Corps and lots more

Culture that we got to lend

I'm proud to be an American

And I'm proud

I had a great time bein' one

There's your school and my school and both of us in high school

Surfboards, cigarettes

Homework, Southern Comfort

Boy's dean was real mean

Made us keep our lockers clean

Failed nearly every class

Ditchin' was a gas

Well I-I'm prou-ou-oud to be a young American

Just think about it

All the far out things that we've begun

There's revolution, constitution

Land, sea and air pollution

Cold wars, hot wars

Gas wars and confrontations

Constipation, consternation

Open hearted palpitations

Muscular dystrophy

I'm prou-ou-ou-ou-oud to be an American

Because we got department stores full of cheap guitars but when Sputnik plays 'em you just go, go, go, go

We got two chickens in every garage

In my country the medium is the massage

Give me your weak and your homeless and also

How 'bout checkin' the oil ah fella