Karaoké My Girlfriend's Dead The Vandals

I once had a girlfriend but then one day she dumped me and everywhere I'd go

People would ask me where she was

I don't want to talk about her

Someone always asks about her so I tell them all my girlfriend's dead

I say it's leukemia or sometimes bulimia or a great big truck ran her over

And chopped off her head

I don't want to talk about her

Someone always asks about her so I tell them all she's dead

I guess there's a part of me that likes the sympathy or the looks on their faces when

I tell them how she passed away

I don't want to talk about her someone always asks about her

So I tell them all she's dead

My girlfriend's dead

My girlfriend's dead you see it's a total lie but it's easier on me

Than having to admit that she likes someone else

My girlfriend's dead

My girlfriend's dead you know please change the subject or I am going to go

Jump off a building and join her in heaven

I don't want to talk about her someone always asks about her

So I tell them all she's dead

I once had a girlfriend but then one day she dumped me and everywhere I'd go

People would ask me where she was

I don't want to talk about her

Someone always asks about her so I tell them all my girlfriend's dead

Wooh

I don't want to talk about her someone always asks about her

So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead