Karaoké Single The Wedding Singer (comédie musicale)

No one tells you how you ought to live

And no one glares when you do jello shooters

And no one says that you're insensitive 'cos her birthday meal took place at Hooters

And no one tells you that your bald spot's grown

Or that you ought to tone your flab

So pour a double gin

Here's to your double chin

Yeah start the party

Start a tab

'Cos you're single

You are single

And you'll keep staying single if you're smart

Yeah you're single

You are single

No chick will ever moonwalk on your heart

Trust me

This is when the good times really start

No one minds the laundry on your floor

No one pouts with every chick you look at

No one tries to clean your porno drawer

No one traps you with does my ass look fat

Bust a move in women's underwear

While you're blasting

Cher or wham

So fill your ranger's cup

The toilet seat stays up

The fridge gets stocked with beer and spam

'Cos you're single

You are single

Not a care in the world can bother you

You are single

You are single

You can do what you've always wanted to do

Well

No commitments 'cos you're only passing through

Well making a date with some needy girl is a waste of my time and my jheri curl

I don't need a girl who don't understand

When I got a date with my left hand

Well I like the ladies heaven knows

But in the words in Nietzsche bro's before ho's

Now I don't like a girl who'll cry and bawl

In fact

I never liked girls at all

Sammy, George

Ricky and Bum

I'm starting to see where you're coming from

'Cos I'm single

Oh yeah single

I'll behave like a dude's meant to behave

Always single

Ever single

Single now and 'till I'm in my grave

Single 'till I am lying in my grave

You're the best Sammy

Though at times

I might want someone to hold me tight

And promise me that everything'll be all right

Everything'll be all right

Thanks man

I'll stay single 'till I'm rotting slowly in my lonely forgotten grave