Karaoké If I Only Had a Brain Le Magicien d'Oz

I could while away the hours conferrin' with the flowers consultin' with the rain

And my head I'd be scratchin' while my thoughts were busy hatchin' if I only had a brain

I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le in trouble or in pain

With the thoughts

I'll be thinkin'

I could be another Lincoln if I only had a brain

Oh I could tell you why the ocean's near the shore

I could think of things

I never thunk before

And then I'd sit and think some more

I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin' my heart all full of pain

I would dance and be merry

Life would be a ding-a-derry if I only had a brain

When a man's an empty kettle he should be on his mettle and yet I'm torn apart

Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kinda human if I only had a heart

I'd be tender, I'd be gentle and awful sentimental regarding love and art

I'd be friends with the sparrows and the boy who shoots the arrows if I only had a heart

Picture me, a balcony above a voice sings low wherefore art thou, Romeo

I hear a beat, how sweet

Just to register emotion

Jealousy, devotion and really feel the part

I could stay young and chipper and I'd lock it with a zipper if I only had a heart

Yeah, it's sad, believe me missy when you're born to be a sissy without the vim and verve

But I could change my habits never more be scared of rabbits if I only had the nerve

I'm afraid there's no denyin'

I'm just a dandelion a fate I don't deserve

But I could show my prowess be a lion, not a mow-ess if I only had the nerve

Oh I'd be in my stride a king down to the core

I can roar the way

I never roared before

And then I'd woof and roar some more

Oof

I would show the dinosaurus who's king around the forest a king they'd better serve

With my regal buh-zeezer

I could be another Caesar if I only had the nerve