Karaoké The Size of a Cow The Wonder Stuff

Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems when you're not looking forward

Me, I'd like to think that life is like a drink and I'm hoping that it tastes like bourbon

You know that I've been drunk a thousand times

And these should be the best days of my life

Life, it's not what

I thought it was

Damn blast look at my past

I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass

I said

Oh wow, look at me now

I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow

Ooh

The size of a cow

You know it would be strange to live life in a cage and only believe the things you see that are written on the page

How easy would it be to be home in time for tea and stop feeling like a sailboat rocking on the sea

You know that it's been sunk a thousand times

And these should be the best days of my life

Life, it's not what

I thought it was

Damn blast look at my past

I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass

I said

Oh wow, look at me now

I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow

Ooh

The size of a cow

Ooh

The size of a cow

You know that I've been drunk a thousand times

And these should be the best days of my life

Life, it's not what

I thought it was

Damn blast look at my past

I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass

I said

Oh wow, look at me now

I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow

Damn blast look at my past

I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass

I said

Oh wow, look at me now

I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow

Ooh

The size of a cow

Ooh