Karaoké The Combine Harvester (Brand New Key) The Wurzels

I drove my tractor through your hay stack last night

I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet

Now something's telling me that you'm avoiding me

Come on now darlin' you've got something I need

'Cos I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

Come on now

Let's get together in perfect harmony

I got twenty acres and you got forty three

Now I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

She made I laugh, ha ha

I'll stick by you

I'll give you all that you need

Well have twins and triplets

I'm a man built for speed

And you know

I love you darlin' so give me your hand

But the thing I want the most is all they acres of land

'Cos I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

Come on now

Let's get together in perfect harmony

I got twenty acres and you got forty three

Now I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

Oh she's a lovely bit of stuff and all

For seven long years

I've been alone in this place

Eat, sleep, in the kitchen

It's a proper disgrace

Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind

I'll give up drinkin' scrumpy and that lager and lime

'Cos I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

Come on now

Let's get together in perfect harmony

I got twenty acres and you got forty three

Now I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

Who loves you baby, ha

Weren't we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance

I wore brand new garters and me courderoy pants

In your new sunday dress with your perfume smellin' grand

We had our photos took and us holdin' hands

Now I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

Now that we both past our fifties I think that you and me

Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me

'Cos I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

Ah, you're a fine lookin' woman

And I can't wait to get me hands on your land

Ha ha ha