Karaoké Stand Up in It Theodis Ealey

Now this song is goin' out to all of you players

Wanna be players

Wanna be pimps

Mack daddys or whatever you call yourself

Well you better get your game face on 'cos this old lady told me one time

She said Son

You men think you know what women want but you don't

And then she went on to tell me a story

And it goes somethin' like this

All you wanna be lovers

There's somethin' you need to know

Now this old lady told me a story a long time ago

She said Theodis

Men think they know what women want

But the truth about the whole thing is boy they really don't

She said

I had a man who thought he was the world's greatest lover

But when you add his time up he was just a five minute brother

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

He used to squeeze it

Mmh mmh

He used to stroke it

You know one night we was makin' love he said

This thing is so damn good

I wanna put it in my pipe and smoke it

Ha ha

She said Theodis

You need to know that you can squeeze it or you can stroke it

Do any darn thing

You got the notion

But you ain't did a dog gone thing until you stand up in it

Ooh got to stand up in it

Now this wanna be brother who thought he was the world's greatest lover

Stopped by my house the other day and caught me with my part time lover

He said

Baby

Mmh baby

Why you messin' around on me

I make sure your rent's paid

I make sure your cable's on

Now just the other day

I bought you a cell phone

Baby

Ooh baby

Why you do me this way

She said Theodis

Men think they know what women want

But the truth about the whole thing is boy they really don't

Now you can play around with it boy and stroke it

Do any darn thing

You got the notion

But you ain't did a dog gone thing until you stand up in it

Now you can squeeze it

Mmh and you can stroke it

But you ain't did a dog gone thing until you stand up in it

Oh you got to stand up in it boy

Ooh you got to stand up in it

Yes you do

Then she said

Now Theodis

Play that guitar for me like you standin' up in it

I said alright

I went Nom nom nom nom

She said No no no no, go, go on

Play like you stand, you know

Stand up in it

Wh-wh-wh-what

Stand on up in it

I, I said, I said okay alright then and, and I can see you know

Oh pam dah dah tah

Dah dah dah tah dah

Oh pam dah dah

Dow dow oh yeah Theodis

Ah nah nah nah

Nah nah nah nah nah

Nah nah nah nah nah

Nah nah nah nah

Kwa kwa kwa kwa

Kwa kwa kwa kwa

Dop dat pooh dat dat pooh

Dat dat pooh dat dat pooh dat

Dah dah dop dah dah dop

Dah dah dop dah nah nah

Don don don

Nah nah nah nah nah nah

She said Theodis

Men think they know what women want

But the truth about the whole thing is son they really don't

She said

Now you can squeeze it

Mmh mmh

And you can stroke it

But wait a minute

But you ain't did a dog gone thing until you stand up in it

Ooh ooh

Now you can play around with it boy and stroke it

Do any darn thing

You got the notion

But you ain't did a dog gone thing until you stand up in it

Ooh boy you better stand up in it

Yeah

Oh oh oh

You got to stand on up in it

You know

Somebody said

You know a woman got to have it

Ooh don't you know

She got to feel it boy every time

That's what ol' Bobby Womack said fellas

Let me tell you somethin' now he was right too

And the moral of this story is

Is that

You can snag it, stroke it

Rub it, squeeze it, tease it

Do anything you wanna do with it

But you ain't did nothin' until you stand up in it

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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