Karaoké Lowlife Theory of a Deadman

You know I'll be the one who gets fallin' down drunk at my neighbor kid's soccer game

I've got an eighty-two Fiero with a car seat in the middle broken down on the Interstate

I've got a beerstained t-shirt lookin' like Joe Dirt

Somethin' 'bout me just ain't right

I'm a cash-stealin', drug-dealin' loser without any feelin'

Gettin' trailer trash tonight

'Cos I'm a lowlife and I'm lovin' it

I've got the whole damn world in the palm of my hand

I'm a lowlife so fuckin' deal with it

No you can't change somethin' that you don't understand

I'm thrilled to be a hillbilly

Hate to have to deal with me

Probably just end in a fight

No sleeves, can't read

Doesn't even phase me

Naked, sleepin' like a baby tonight

'Cos I'm a lowlife and I'm lovin' it

I've got the whole damn world in the palm of my hand

I'm a lowlife so fuckin' deal with it

No you can't change somethin' that you don't understand

Livin' it up

Livin' it up

Bein' a lowlife

Livin' it up

Livin' it up

Bein' a lowlife

Livin' it up

Livin' it up

Bein' a lowlife

Livin' it up

Livin' it up

A gun-packin', bitch-smackin'

Mess with me it's gonna happen

Lovin' life livin' in sin

Passed out on the floor

Sorry just don't work no more

Givin' up on givin' in

Ah fuck it

'Cos I'm a lowlife and I'm lovin' it

I'm never gonna change as long as I live

I'm a lowlife so fuckin' deal with it

'Cos deep down I really know everyone is

'Cos we're lowlives and we're lovin' it

We got the whole damn world in the palm of our hand

'Cos we're lowlives so fuckin' deal with it

No you can't change somethin' that you don't understand

Livin' it up

Livin' it up

Bein' a lowlife