Karaoké No Surprise Theory of a Deadman

Friday is when you left me so I drink myself to sleep

And sunday is when I wake up not to remember a thing

My friends all say the same thing

I don't know my new girl too well

That all this lying gets to me and no one seems to give a

She talks to every guy on the bar

It should have raised some kind of alarm

Who'd ever think

I'd go and end up

Like all the other guys that you're gunning for

Well it ain't no surprise that you'd turn me on and leave

It ain't no surprise that you'd turn it around on me

I don't know why you won't give me what I need

It ain't no surprise whoa that that bitch is leaving me

My friends are mean to me they say I don't break up too well

That all this crying gets to me and no one seems to give a

You want to so go on and say it

Go on and say it go on and say it

Well it ain't no surprise that you'd turn me on and leave

It ain't no surprise that you'd turn it around on me

I don't know why you won't give me what I need

It ain't no surprise whoa that that bitch

Is leaving me leaving me

Leaving me leaving me leavin'

Friday is when you left me so I drink myself to sleep and sunday I never woke up

Well it ain't no surprise that you'd turn me on and leave

It ain't no surprise that you'd turn it around on me

I don't know why you won't give me what I need

It ain't no surprise whoa that that bitch is leaving me

Whoa that that bitch is leaving me