Karaoké Particle Man They Might Be Giants

Particle man

Particle man

Doing the things a particle can

What's he like

It's not important

Particle man

Is he a dot or is he a speck

When he's underwater does he get wet

Or does the water get him instead

Nobody knows

Particle man

Triangle man

Triangle man

Triangle man hates Particle man

They have a fight

Triangle wins

Triangle man

Universe man

Universe man

Size of the entire universe man

Usually kind to smaller man

Universe man

He's got a watch with a minute hand

Millenium hand and an eon hand

When they meet it's a happy land

Powerful man

Universe man

Person man

Person man

Hit on the head with a frying pan

Lives his life in a garbage can

Person man

Is he depressed or is he a mess

Does he feel totally worthless

Who came up with Person man

Degraded man

Person man

Triangle man

Triangle man

Triangle man hates Person man

They have a fight

Triangle wins

Triangle man