Karaoké You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch Thurl Ravenscroft (Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas!)

You're a mean one

Mister Grinch you really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus you're as charming as an eel

Mister Grinch

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

You're a monster

Mister Grinch your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders you've got garlic in your soul

Mister Grinch

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole

You're a vile one

Mister Grinch you have termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile

Mister Grinch

Given the choice between the two of you

I'd take the seasick crocodile

You're a rotter

Mister Grinch you're the king of sinful sots

Your heart's a dead tomato splot with moldy purple spots

Mister Grinch

You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce

You nauseate me

Mister Grinch with a nauseaus super-naus

You're a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked horse

Mister Grinch

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable

Mangled up in tangled up knots

You're a foul one

Mister Grinch you're a nasty wasty skunk

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk

Mister Grinch

The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote stink, stank, stunk