Karaoké Things You Don't Say to Your Wife Tim Hawkins

Noogies

Hey, honey, have you gained some weight in your rear-end

The dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend

And where'd you get those shoes

I think they're pretty lame

Would you stop talking 'cos

I'm trying to watch the game

If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life these are the things you don't say to your wife

I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday

I didn't ask you but

I knew it'd be okay

Go make some dinner while

I watch this fishing show

I taped it over our old wedding video

If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life these are the things you don't say to your wife

Your cooking is okay but not like mother makes

The diamond in the ring

I bought you is a fake

Your eyes look puffy, dear

Are you feeling ill

Happy anniversary

I bought you a treadmill

If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life these are the things you don't say to your wife

If you're a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife these are the things you don't say to your wife