Karaoké Rum Is the Reason Toby Keith

I heard Davey Crockett had a pint in his pocket

Good whiskey at the Alamo

Now that Pancho Villia had a jug of tequila when he walked the streets of old Mexico

While Blackbeard was fleecing around the hurricane season

He didn't quit because of a girl

Yeah, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world

While Russia was brawling

I bet that old Stalin was calling for a vodka martini

While the world waited in fear

Old Hitler drank beer from a stein eating sauerkraut and weenies

Yeah, down through the ages as they turned their pages

They couldn't drink their diamonds and pearls

No, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world

I ain't getting much done

But I'm having fun sailing on the deep blue sea

My whole body goes numb from a bottle of dark rum and the sun sinking down on me

My catch of the day is a tall Cuba libre chased down with a twelve ounce curl

Yeah, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world

I ain't getting much done

But I'm having fun sailing on the deep blue sea

My whole body goes numb from a bottle of dark rum and the sun sinking down on me

My catch of the day is a tall Cuba libre chased down with a twelve ounce curl

Oh rum is the reason I guess

Hey, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world

Take it home coral reefers

Hahaha

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