Karaoké The Size I Wear Toby Keith

She was five foot two about ninety five pounds

She was round in the places she's supposed to be round

You can take that waitress or the blonde over there

But stand back John that's the size I wear

Hey

Ina neighbourhood bar not too far from here

Me and old John we were chucking some beers

Friday night about a half past ten

When a block of secretaries came strutting in

The one in the front was a little too tall

The one in the back she was flat as a wall

But the one in the middle as cute as could be

The one in the middle was looking at me

Yes she was five foot two about ninety five pounds

She was round in the places she was supposed to be round

Now you take the waitress or the blonde over there

But stand back John that's the size I wear

I said do you wanna dance she said yes I do

We did the two step shuffle and the jitterbug too

Now John didn't like it but he was being a friend

He danced with this one and that one and this one again

A slow song came on we were locked down tight

John said hey buddy you can't hog her all night

Well you're a mighty big fella but I don't care

Stand back

John that's the size I wear

She was five foot two about ninety five pounds

She was round in the places she's supposed to be round

Now you take the waitress or the blonde over there

But stand back John that's the size I wear

Now she was five foot two about ninety five pounds

She was round in the places she's supposed to be round

Now you take the waitress or the blonde over there

But stand back John that's the size I wear

Hey you're a mighty big fella but I don't care

Stand back John that's the size I wear

Stand over there John

I'll be done in just a minute