Karaoké Beer Run Todd Snider

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All we need is a ten and a fiver

Car and a key and a sober driver

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A couple of frat guys from Abilene drove out all night to see Robert Earl Keen

At the KPIG Swine and Soiree Dance

Wore baseball caps

Khaki pants

They wanted cigs so to save some money they got one off a hippie that smelled kinda funny

And the next thing they knew they was both really hungry

Pretty thirsty too

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All we need is a ten and a fiver

Car and a key and a sober driver

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They found a store with a sign

Said their beer was coldest

So sent in Brad 'cos he looked the oldest

He got a case of beer and a candy bar

Walked over to where them registers are

Laid his fake ID on the countertop

The clerk looked and turned

He looked back and stopped

He said Boy

I ain't callin' the cops but I am keepin' this card

The guys took it hard

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Oh how happy we would be had we only brought a better fake ID

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They met this other old hippie named Sleepy John

He claimed to be the one from the Robert Earl song

So they gave him their cash

He bought 'em brews

Was a beautiful day out in Santa Cruz

They was feelin' so good it shoulda been a crime

The crowd was cool

The band was prime

They made it back up to their seats just in time to sing with all their friends

The road goes on forever and the party never ends

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B double E double R U N

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All we need is a ten and a fiver

A car, a key and a sober driver

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I said B double E double R U N

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