Karaoké H.Y.C.Y.Bh Tom Cardy

When my roommate comes into the room lookin' for his car keys

I don't say it yet

And when he gets me off the couch to check underneath the couch cushions

I don't say it yet

No

And then when he says out loud

I wonder where my car keys are

I still don't say it

I still don't say it yet

But then he asks me

Do you know where my car keys are

I look at him in his face and I say

Have you checked your butthole

Ski dap ba dap butthole

I have not seen your keys but since you're askin' me you better check up that butthole

Of course I'm not serious

I don't think it's up inside your big brown business

But a funny thing to say to someone who's lost their shit and is stressed out visibly

When I see the best man start to sweat

I don't say it yet

Ski dap ba dap

When I see that little ring bearer cunt gettin' yelled at by his mum

Oh I still don't say it

When I see the groom askin' the vicar if they can wait just another fifteen minutes

I do not say it

Ski bap ba da

And when the father of the bride starts organizin' an ad-hoc emu bob

Of the courtyard area

I want to but I do not say it

It's the eleventh hour

With three-hundred congregates under God's roof

The vicar approaches the mic and suddenly all of the chatter goes mute

He says that they've misplaced the rings

Could anyone possibly know where they are

I know it's my time as all heads turn as I stand and say

Vicar

Have you checked your butthole

Ski dap ba dap butthole

I have not seen your ring but have you checked your ring

And by ring I mean butthole

Love is patient, love is kind but if you ask me where you can find

Literally anything you've lost before

I'm gonna suggest that it's up your butthole

Where's my phone

Is it up your butthole

I lost my loan

Have you checked up your butthole

I'm losing my patience

Check your anus

Where is your class

I think it's stuck up your ass

Praa

I just lost my grandma

Oh my God I'm so sorry

Are you capable of not saying she's up my asshole

Of course, my condolences

I'm not looking for a silly joke right now

Yeah yeah

What are you looking for

Honestly just like a shoulder to cry

Have you checked your butthole

Ski dap ba dap butthole

Maybe you'll find your dead grandma up there too

Oh I fuckin' got you

Butthole

My family hate me

This might be the reason that I've got no close friends

Fuckin' worth it baby