Karaoké Mixed Messages Tom Cardy

It's Sunday night and you're at home all alone

Last night was great

It was our very first date

So now it's time to pull out my phone

Gonna send you somethin' real quick

It ain't gonna be a dick pic

No no

Romance needs clarity but baby that don't work for me

I'm sendin'

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I send the first text in a cute way and then I don't reply for seven fuckin' days yeah

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You text me what night am I free and I reply Yes

Full stop

I send you a little smiley face so you send me back a little smiley face

And then I say Hey and so you write back Hey

And I say

Hey what

And you say

You said Hey first

And I say

Okay

Croissant emoji

Fuck you

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One second I say

You're very pretty and then I show up at your house and I kick your dog yeah

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I pay for the dog's veterinary bills but then I punch your dad in the dick

Ha ha ha ha ha

Now we're goin' to a hospital

Just me, you and your dad in the back of an ambulance

And even with your dad's broken dick the air is thick with sexual tension

I'm really sorry for punchin' your dad in the dick

I won't do it again

You make me shake his hands and promise but as I do I ball up my other fist and I

Punch your dad in the dick again

I punch your dad in his broken dick again

You think I'm sexy

I'm bein' mysterious

Sendin' you these mi-mixed messages

You say

Stop punchin' my dad's dick

I say Okay but then I wink

So you grab both of my hands quick

Stoppin' my third attempt to punch your dad's dick

Oh baby you've played this game before

Too bad

I've played a little bit more

You got both my hands so I use my head

I headbutt your dad's pants in the back of an ambulance

And between the headbutts our eyes lock as we're holding hands

And we can't help but kiss over your dad's not once

Twice, thrice

Broken dick

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I say I love you in a cute way and then I punch your dad's dick every day

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Tell your dad that I'm sorry but then punch him in his dick again