Karaoké Red Flags Tom Cardy & Montaigne

The date started off so well

Begin my night not expectin' the fright of my life

She was perfect from what

I could tell

How could I not see the danger right in front of me

My favorite food is fish

Baby that's my favorite too

I love cartoon dogs

Baby I love Scooby Doo

Hey girl what's your favorite film

She said The best movie of all

A masterpiece of art called

The best movie of all

A masterpiece of art called

Human Centipede

Human Centipede

Human Centipede

Human Centipede

I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight

Human Centipede

Not ironically

Human Centipede

Not ironically

She said

The costume design was a highlight

I like it for the plot

German doctor sews

Tell me what the plot's about three people ass to mouth

Cool

Human Centipede

Human Centipede

Please God save me

I think that's a red flag

I don't want to get stabbed

She said

Human Centipede is a tour de force

I think

Holy shit I'm gonna be the main course

She said

I admire the narrative of character growth

I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code

Why are you blinking so much

I've got something in my eye

Here let me get it out

No thank you I don't wanna die

Bonjour

Sir was blinking at me

Is this because your date is a freak

No

Very good then

Bon appétit

Stop hiding behind your silly made-up red flag

To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had

Maybe you're right and I'm looking for excuses

My heart's got bruises but

I'm ready to choose this love

You could be my world

The love of my life

One day we'll get married and be husband and wife

One day we'll get married and be husband and wife

With a tasteful ceremony and the wedding of our dreams

Only if the wedding is themed

Human Centipede

Tell me what the theme's gonna be

Human Centipede

Human Centipede

Human Centipede

That way we could save on the catering bill

Human Centipede

Only one mouth to feed

Human Centipede

Only one mouth to feed

If you are the best man you know the deal

Pucker up

I can finally open myself up to love

I can finally sew a mouth to a butt

Human Centipede

Human Centipede