Karaoké We Will All Go Together When We Go (live) Tom Lehrer

When you attend a funeral it is sad to think that sooner or later those you love will do the same for you

And you may have thought it tragic

Not to mention other adjec- -tives

To think of all the weeping they will do

But don't you worry

No more ashes

No more sackcloth

And an armband made of black cloth

Will some day never more adorn a sleeve

For if the bomb that drops on you gets your friends and neighbors too

There'll be nobody left behind to grieve

And we will all go together when we go

What a comforting fact that is to know

Universal bereavement

An inspiring achievement

Yes we all will go together when we go

We will all go together when we go

All suffused with an incandescent glow

No one will have the endurance to collect on his insurance

Lloyd's of London will be loaded when they go

Oh we will all fry together when we fry

We'll be french fried potatoes by and by

There will be no more misery when the world is our rotizerie

Yes we all will fry together when we fry

Down by the old maelstrom there'll be a storm before the calm

And we will all bake together when we bake

There'll be nobody present at the wake

With complete participation in that grand incineration

Nearly three billion hunks of well-done steak

Oh we will all char together when we char

And let there be no moaning of the bar

Just sing out a Te Deum when you see that I.C.B.M.

And the party will be

Come as you are

Oh we will all burn together when we burn

There'll be no need to stand and wait your turn

When it's time for the fallout and Saint Peter calls us all out we'll just drop our agendas and adjourn

You will all go directly to your respective Valhallas

Go directly, do not pass

Go, do not collect two hundred dollars

And we will all go together when we go

Every Hottenhot and every Eskimo

When the air becomes uranious we will all go simultaneous

Yes we all will go together when we all go together

Yes we all will go together when we go