Karaoké Flash, Bang, Wallop Tommy Steele (Half a Sixpence)

All lined up in a wedding group 'ere we are for a photograph

We're all dressed up in a morning suit all trying hard not to laugh

Since the early caveman in his fur took a trip to Gretna Green

There's always been a photographer to record the 'appy scene

'Old it flash bang wallop what a picture

What a picture what a photograph

Poor old soul blimey what a joke

Hat blown off in a cloud of smoke

Clap 'ands stamp yer feet bangin' on the big bass drum

What a picture what a picture um-tiddly-um-pum-

Um-pum-pum stick it in your family album

The same thing 'appened long ago when man was in his prime

And what went on we only know

From the snaps he took at the time

When Adam and Eve in their birthday suit decided to get wed

As Adam was about to taste the fruit the man with the camera said

'Old it flash bang wallop what a picture

What a picture what a photograph

Poor old Eve there with nothing on

Face all red and 'er fig leaf gone

Clap 'ands stamp yer feet bangin' on the big bass drum

What a picture what a picture um-tiddly-um-pum-

Um-pum-pum stick it in your family album

You've read it in a folio or seen it in a Shakespeare play

How Juliet fell for Romeo in the Merry month of May

And as he climbed the orchard wall to reach 'is lady fair

As he tumbled she began to bawl as he floated through the air

'Old it flash bang wallop what a picture

What a picture what a photograph

Poor young chap what a night 'e spent

Tights all torn and 'is rapier bent

Clap 'ands stamp yer feet bangin' on the big bass drum

What a picture what a picture um-tiddly-um-pum-

Um-pum-pum stick it in your family album

Poor young chap what a night 'e spent

Tights all torn and 'is rapier bent

Clap 'ands stamp yer feet bangin' on the big bass drum

What a picture what a picture um-tiddly-um-pum-

Um-pum-pum stick it in your family album

Stick it in your family stick it in your family

Stick it in your family album