Karaoké Hooker with a Penis Tool

I met a boy wearin' Vans

Five-O-One's

And a dope

Beastie tee

Nipple rings

New tattoos

That claimed that he was OGT

Back from ninety-two from the first EP

And in between sips of Coke he told me that he thought we were sellin' out

Layin' down

Suckin' up to the man

Well now I've got some advice for you little buddy

Before you point your finger you should know that I'm the man

I'm the man and you're the man and he's the man as well

So you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass

Yes

Hmm come on

All you know about me is what I've sold ya

Dumb fuck

I sold out long before you'd ever even heard my name

I sold my soul to make a record

Dipshit and then

You bought one

I've got some advice for you little buddy

Before you point your finger you should know that I'm the man

If I'm the fuckin' man then you're the fuckin' man as well

So you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass

All you know about me is what I've sold ya

Dumb fuck

I sold out long before you'd ever even heard my name

I sold my soul to make a record

Dipshit and then

You bought one

All you read and wear or see and hear on TV

Is a product beggin' for your fat-ass dirty dollar

Shut up and buy buy

Buy my new record

Buy

Buy

Buy

Send more money

Fuck you buddy

Fuck you buddy

Fuck you buddy

Fuck you buddy