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Some say the end is near

Some say we'll see

Armageddon soon

Certainly hope we will

I sure could use a vacation from this bullshit

Three-ring circus sideshow of

Freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away

Any fucking time

Any fucking day

Learn to swim

See you down in Arizona Bay

Fret for your figure and fret for your latte

And fret for your lawsuit and fret for your hairpiece

And fret for your Prozac and fret for your pilot

And fret for your contract and fret for your car

It's a bullshit three-ring circus sideshow of

Freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away

Any fucking time

Any fucking day

Learn to swim

See you down in Arizona Bay

Some say a comet will fall from the sky

Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves

Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still

Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip shits

And some say the end is near

Some say we'll see

Armageddon soon

Certainly hope we will

I sure could use a vacation from this stupid shit silly shit stupid shit

One great big festering neon distraction

I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied

Learn to swim

Learn to swim

Learn to swim

'Cos mom's gonna fix it all soon

Mom's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to be

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and fuck all his clones

Fuck all these gun-toting hip gangster wannabes

Oh, fuck retro anything

Fuck your tattoos

Fuck all you junkies and fuck your short memory

Oh yeah

Fuck smiley glad-hands with hidden agendas

Fuck these dysfunctional insecure actresses

Oh, 'cos I'm praying for rain

I'm praying for tidal waves

I wanna see the ground give way

I wanna watch it all go down

Mom please flush it all away

I wanna see it go right in an' down

I wanna watch it go right in watch you flush it all away

And time to bring it down again

And

Don't just call me pessimist

Try and read between the lines

And

I can't imagine why you wouldn't welcome any change my friend

I wanna see it all come down

Bring it down

Suck it down

Flush it down