Karaoké Revenge of a Middle-aged Woman Tracy Byrd

I was lookin' for a cheap car in the Sunday classifieds

When an ad jumped out and hit me right between my bugged out eyes

It was a two-year-old

Mercedes for seven hundred bucks

I couldn't make my tremblin' fingers dial that number fast enough

The woman who picked up the phone said yes it's still for sale

But I had about a thousand calls so you better move your tail

When I drove up that long driveway with the cash there in my hands

She met me at the garage in a short skirt and a tan

When we took it for a test drive

I couldn't believe my luck

She said I'll throw in them

Arnold Palmer golf clubs

They'e in the trunk

None of this was makin' sense but then it dawned on me

When she referred to her old man as that cheatin' S.O.B.

It was a classic case of a woman scorned

She'll make that man wish he had never been born

She's a forty somethin' year old judge and jury

Hell hath no fury like revenge of a middle aged woman

So she took me out to breakfast

Put it on his credit card

And by the time they poured the coffee she was pourin' out her heart

Stories of his sneakin' 'round and sorted escapades

Secretaries, waitresses and bimbos half his age

She said you know there's one thing I oughta thank him for

Well he ticked me off so much

I put new locks on the doors

It's a classic case of a woman scorned

She'll make that man wish he had never been born

She's a forty somethin' year old judge and jury

Hell hath no fury like revenge of a middle aged woman

Well I believe good wine and women get better with time

And if you ask me that man's a fool or else he must be blind

I'll never know his motives

Can't get inside his head

But I'm drivin' that Mercedes and I'm sleepin' in his bed

It's a classic case of a woman scorned

She'll make that man wish he had never been born

She's a forty somethin' year old judge and jury

Hell hath no fury like revenge of a middle aged woman

Revenge of a middle aged woman

I know I oughta feel guilty about somethin'

I just can't think of what it might be