Karaoké 50 Ways To Say Goodbye Train

My heart is paralyzed my head was oversized

I'll take the high road like I should

You said it's meant to be that it's not you it's me

You're leaving now for my own good

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are

I'm gonna say

She went down in an airplane fried getting suntanned

Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand

Help me help me

I'm no good at goodbyes

She met a shark under water fell and no one caught her

I returned everything

I ever bought her

Help me help me

I'm all out of lies and ways to say you died

My pride still feels the sting you were my everything

Some day I'll find a love like yours

She'll think I'm Superman not super minivan

How could you leave on Yom Kippur

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are

I'm gonna say

She was caught in a mudslide eaten by a lion

Got run over by a crappy purple Scion

Help me help me

I'm no good at goodbyes

She dried up in the desert drowned in a hot tub

Danced to death at an east side night club

Help me help me

I'm all out of lies

And ways to say you died ay, ay, ay

I wanna live a thousand lives with you

I wanna be the one you're dying to love but you don't want to

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are

I'm gonna say

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are

I'm gonna say

She went down in an airplane fried getting suntan

Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand

Help me help me

I'm no good at goodbyes

She met a shark under water fell and no one caught her

I returned everything

I ever bought her

Help me help me

I'm all out of lies

She was caught in a mudslide eaten by a lion

Got run over by a crappy purple Scion

Help me help me

I'm no good at goodbyes

She dried up in the desert drowned in a hot tub

Danced to death at an east side night club

Help me help me

I'm all out of lies and ways to say you died