Karaoké Mermaid Train

Can't swim so I took a boat to an island so remote

Only Johnny Depp has ever been to it before

Stayed there 'till the air was clear

I was bored and out of tears

Then I saw you washed up on the shore

I offered you my coat thank God this luck can float

Crazy how that shipwreck meant my ship was comin' in

We talked 'till the sun went down love on the Puget Sound

My treasure map was on your skin

Beauty in the water angel on the beach

Ocean's daughter

I thought love was out of reach

'Till I got her had I known it could come true?

I would have wished in ninety two

For a mermaid just like you just like you

Sharks green with envy they wonder what you see in me

Funny but sometimes can't help but wonder that as well

Now life is a holiday making up for the years I paid

The way to this heavenly bay it went through hell

Beauty in the water angel on the beach

Ocean's daughter

I thought love was out of reach

'Till I got her had I known it could come true?

I would have wished in ninety two

For a mermaid just like you just like you

Rescued you by the banyan tree all the girlfish in the sea

Couldn't hold a candle to you they don't have a handle on you

They don't have a scandal on you

I love Ecco Sandals on you saving me was B-I-G

All the boyfish in the sea they all wish that they could be me

Can't swim so I took a boat to an island so remote

Only Johnny Depp has ever been to it before

Beauty in the water angel on the beach

Ocean's daughter

I thought love was out of reach

'Till I got her had I known it could come true?

I would have wished in ninety two

For a mermaid just like you just like you

Rescued you by the banyan tree

All the girlfish in the sea just like you