Karaoké Drunker Than Me Trent Tomlinson

Oh yeah

Well lately I been noticin' a gradual escalation

In your inability to handle your libation

Go zero to sixty when you get on the whiskey

Well used to be a glass of wine an' you'd be fine all evenin'

Now I'm the one who says we're done an' tells us when we're leavin'

Well I miss the way that it was can't even catch a good buzz

'Cos I keep worryin' about who's drivin' home

Who's got the keys who's got the phone

Who'll pay the bill, call a cab

I don't mean to make you mad but I don't want that responsibility

An' I can't be with a woman, baby who gets drunker than me

Well I never thought it'd come to this when I said have another

'Cos baby, you turned into me an' I became my mother

Well, here's what I'm thinkin' you're interferin' with my drinkin'

I think I have an answer to our present situation

'Cos you an' me out on the town's got built in limitations

So let me make this clear hey I'm the one who's drinkin' here

'Cos I ain't worryin' about who's drivin' home

Who's got the keys who's got the phone

Who'll pay the bill, call a cab

I don't mean to make you mad but I don't want that responsibility

An' I can't be with a woman, baby who gets drunker than me

I ain't tryin' to ruin your good time

But I damn sure ain't lettin' yours ruin mine

You ain't gonna ruin my good time, baby

I keep worryin' about who's drivin' home

Who's got the keys who's got the phone

Who'll pay the bill, call a cab

I don't mean to make you mad but I don't want that responsibility

An' I can't be with a woman, baby who gets drunker than me

No I can't be with a woman, baby who gets drunker than me yeah