Karaoké Two for the Show Trooper

Two for the show and my mother wants to go

It'll break her heart when

I tell her she's too old

I'm in my place

I got makeup all over my face

I think I know my lines but I dunno

One for the money

Two for the show

Three for the lady on the radio

Four might be the one you'll never know you'll never know

If only there was a better way to go

Two for the show

Oh, waiting in the wings while the queen of virtue sings

It'll break her heart when

I tell her she's out of key

If they gave her half a chance she could soon learn how to dance

So she could earn her living gracefully

One for the money

Two for the show

Three for the lady on the radio

Four might be the one you'll never know you'll never know

If only there was a better way to go

Two for the show

One for the money

Two for the show

Three for the lady on the radio

Four might be the one you'll never know you'll never know

If only there was a better way to go

One for the money

Two for the show

Three for the lady on the radio

Four might be the one you'll never know you'll never know

If only there was a better way to go

One for the money

Two for the show

Three for the lady on the radio

Four might be the one you'll never know you'll never know

If only there was a better way to go