Karaoké Int'l Players Anthem (I Choose You) UGK & OutKast

So

I typed a text to a girl I used to see

Saying that I chose this cutie pie with whom I wanna be

And I apologize if this message gets you down

Then I CC'ed every girl that I'd see-see 'round town

And hate to see y'all frown but I'd rather see her smilin'

Wetness all around me true but I'm no island

Peninsula maybe it makes no sense I know crazy

Give up all this pussy cat that's in my lap no looking back

Spaceships don't come equipped

With rear view mirrors they dip as quick as they can

The atmosphere is now ripped

I'm so like a Pip

I'm glad it's night so the light from the sun would not burn me on my bum when I shoot the moon

High jump the broom

Like a preemie out the womb my partner yelling too soon, don't do it

Reconsider

Read some literature on the subject you sure?

Fuck it

You know we got your back like chiropractic if that bitch do you dirty

We'll wipe her ass out in some detergent

Now hurry hurry go on to the altar

I know you ain't a pimp but pimp remember what I taught ya keep your heart three stacks

Keep your heart, hey keep your heart three stacks keep your heart

Man this girl is smart three stacks this girl is smart

Play your part

Play your part

My bitch a choosy lover never fuck without a rubber

Never in the sheets like it on top of the cover

Money on the dresser drive a Kompressor

Top notch hoes get the most not the lesser

Trash like to fuck with forty dollars in the club

Fuckin' up the game bitch it gets no love

She be cross country givin' all that she got

A thousand a pop

I'm pullin' Bentleys off the lot

I smashed up the gray one bought me a red

Every time we hit the parkin' lot we turn head

Some hoes wanna choose but them bitches too scary

Your bitch chose me you ain't a pimp you a fairy

Baby you been rollin' solo time to get down with the team

The grass is greener on that other side

If you know what I mean

I show you shit you never seen

The Seven wonders of the World

And I can make you the eighth if you wanna be my girl

When I say my girl I don't mean my woman that

Ain't my style need a real street stalker to walk a green mile

We piling up the paper on the dining room table

'Cos you able to realize

I'm the truth and not a fable

We rocking Russian sable keep that 'chilla on the rack

What I look like with some thousand

Dollar shit up on my back?

I'm a million dollar mack that need a billion dollar bitch

Put my pimpin' in your life watch ya daddy get rich

Easy as A-B-C simple as one two three

Get down with U-G-K pimp C B-U-N B

'Cos what's a ho with no pimp and what's a pimp with no hoes?

Don't be a lame you know the game and how it goes we tryna get chose

Eeny meeny decisions with precision I pick or make my selection on who I choose to be wit' girl

Don't touch my protection

I know you want it to slip

But slippin' is somethin'

I don't do tippin' for life

That's like makin' it rain every month on schedule

Let me tell you get your parasol umbrella

'Cos it's gonna get wetter better prepare ya for

The C support she supposed to spend it on

That baby but we see she don't ask Paul McCartney the lawyers couldn't stop it

Slaughter-slaughterin' of them pockets had to tie her to a rocket

Send her in to outer space

I know he wish he could

'Cos he payin' twenty K a day that bitch is eating good

Like an infant on a double D titty just getting plump

'Cos you miscalculated the next to the-the last pump

Dump in the gut raw from the giddy up

Better choose that right one or pick-pick the kiddies up