Karaoké Neighbor Ugly Kid Joe

Sittin' in your front yard drinkin' lemonade

Suburban life, a pretty wife

You think you've got it made

But you don't know what's in store for you and your family

Ha ha

I'm movin' in right next door

Won't you welcome me

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood and I hope I didn't ruin your day

Won't you be my neighbor

Yeah I brought my life

My ugly wife

My dirty dogs with fleas ahh

My kid's a punk and I'm a drunk but this I'm sure you'll see

And you don't know what it's like to live in misery

Come on and welcome to home sweet hell

Dissatisfaction guaranteed

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood and if I could I surely would

Invite you in and say

Won't you be my neighbor

Won't you be my neighbor

Won't you be my neighbor

Could you be my neighbor

Oh come on

I don't think you'll find a place to live in peace of mind

You're gonna live in misery when you're livin' next to me

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood

Rah

Won't you be now

Won't you be my funky neighbor

Well I drink and I stink

I smoke

Oh I'm a joke

Ha ha ha

I try all night and day to get a piece of the action

Ah ah

And you should know by now you're never gonna forget it

Ah ah

Now I know just what you're thinkin'

It could be you out and you're drinkin'

Don't you knock it 'till you try it

It could be you in a little while

I hope I didn't ruin you day

Oh

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood and I dig your wife

She sure is good

A beautiful day in the neighborhood

Ah

Ha ha how