Karaoké Oxford Comma Vampire Weekend

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma

I've seen those English dramas too, they're cruel

So if there's any other way to spell the word it's fine with me, with me

Why would you speak to me that way especially when I always said that I

Haven't got the words for you

All your diction drippin' with disdain

Through the pain

I always tell the truth

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma

I climbed to Dharamsala too

I did

I met the highest Lama

His accent sounded fine to me, to me

Check your handbook it's no trick

Take the chapstick put it on your lips

Crack a smile adjust my tie

Know your boyfriend unlike other guys

Why would you lie 'bout how much coal you have

Why would you lie 'bout somethin' dumb like that

Why would you lie 'bout anythin' at all

First the window then it's to the wall

Little Jon, he always tells the truth

Check your passport it's no trick

Take the chapstick put it on your lips

Crack a smile adjust my tie

Know your butler unlike other guys

Why would you lie 'bout how much coal you have

Why would you lie 'bout somethin' dumb like that

Why would you lie 'bout anythin' at all

First the window then it's to the wall

Why would you tape my conversations

Show your paintings at the United Nations

Little Jon, he always tells the truth