Karaoké The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (Silly Song) VeggieTales

We are the pirates who don't do anything

We just stay at home and lie around

And if you ask us to do anything

We'll just tell you we don't do anything

Well, I've never been to Greenland

And I've never been to Denver

And I've never buried treasure in Saint Louie or Saint Paul

And I've never been to Moscow

And I've never been to Tampa

And I've never been to Boston in the fall

'Cos we're the pirates who don't do anything

We just stay at home and lie around

And if you ask us to do anything

We'll just tell you we don't do anything

And I never hoist the mainstay

And I never swab the poop deck

And I never veer to starboard

'Cos I never sail at all

And I've never walked the gangplank

And I've never owned a parrot

And I've never been to Boston in the fall

'Cos we're the pirates who don't do anything

We just stay at home and lie around

And if you ask us to do anything

We'll just tell you we don't do anything

Well, I've never plucked a rooster

And I'm not too good at ping pong

And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall

And I've never kissed a chipmunk

And I've never gotten head lice

And I've never been to Boston in the fall

Huh, what are you talking about

What does a rooster

Or mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate

Hey that's right

We're supposed to sing about the pirate-y things

Wow

And who's ever kissed a chipmunk

That's just nonsense why even bring it up

Am I right

What do you think

I think you look like

Captain Crunch

Huh?

No I don't

Do too

You're making me hungry

Do not

That's it you're walking the plank

Says who

Says the Captain

Oh yeah? that's who

Aye, aye

Captain Crunch

Hee hee hee hee

Yikes

Arrrgh

And I've never licked a spark plug

And I've never sniffed a stinkbug

And I've never painted daisies

On a big red rubber ball

And I've never bathed in yogurt

And I don't look good in leggings

And we've never been to Boston in the fall

And we've never been to Boston in the fall