Karaoké Punk Rock Loser Viagra Boys

Oh when we met you thought that

I could probably change

I warned you then that baby

I don't seem insane

But I fuckin' am and I'm rockin' a little gold chain

That ain't real gold

I told you that it's fuckin' fake

I spend my money elsewhere on different things that come in little plastic bags and they disappear

The same night

The same night

I ain't your average normal dude

It sure ain't glamorous

I keep things loose

I ain't your average punk rock loser

Yeah I'm a savage

I'm really cool

I tried to warn you

I'm loose

I tried to warn ya that I'm bad and I'm loose

I'm looser than a piece of low hangin' fruit

And I don't go to parties where folks get dressed up

I go to the function just to fuck shit up

I warned you baby that ain't juice in my cup, it's promethazine and a little Seven Up

I tried to warn ya that I'm bad and I'm loose

I'm looser than a piece of low hangin' fruit

I ain't your average normal dude

It sure ain't glamorous

I keep things loose

I ain't your average punk rock loser

Yeah I'm a savage

I'm really cool

I'm loose

I said I'm loose baby

Wooh

I'm drenched in sweat when I wake up

Need to hang up my sheets

Pour up a beer and walk out with my shoes on my feet

And I don't need nobody tell me how to dress

I look in the mirror sayin'

Man you're the best

And I'm sorry honey but I gotta confess

Don't give a fuck about you

I could really care less

I ain't your average normal dude

It sure ain't glamorous

I keep things loose

I ain't your average punk rock loser

Yeah I'm a savage

I'm really cool

I'm really cool and most of all

I'm loose