Karaoké Troglodyte Viagra Boys

He goes to work on his computer

He thinks about his gun at home

One day he's gonna be a shooter

He's gonna bring his gun to work

He thinks about the ones who wronged him and the punishments they'll face

But things they would play out much different back in the time when we were apes

Uh

When everybody was a monkey hah we had to fight just to survive

And now you got yourself a weapon

You think you choose who lives or dies

But when we had hairy arms and legs and you were still swimmin' 'round in a lake

Yeah you were still a troglodyte

You just evolved a bit too late

You ain't no ape

You're a troglodyte

You ain't no ape

You're a troglody-y-y-yte

Oh

He says he don't believe in science

He thinks that all the news is fake

And late at night he sits on his computer and writes about the things he hates

But if it was a million years ago and we were still livin' in caves

You would not be welcomed by the other apes 'cos you evolved a bit too late

You ain't no ape

You're a troglodyte

You ain't no ape

You're a troglody-y-yte

Oh you're a troglody-y-y-yte

Yeah you are a

Yeah you are yeah

Yeah you're a t-t-t-t-t-t- t-t-t-t-t-t-t-troglody-yte

Hah heh ooh

Ah ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Hoo hoo hoo huh huh ha ha

Huh huh ha ha

Hoo luh luh luh la la la la la

La la la la la la la la la la la la

La la la la la la la la la la

Huh huh huh

Wah

Troglodyte

-Dyte